I love how bad Astarion is with his cover story. You meet him and he’s like “I’m a magistrate” then he stealths, disarms a trap, double dashes and backstabs a goblin all while giggling about spilling blood and you’re just like hm yeah that’s the legal system for you
THIS!
Not me out here loudly proclaiming to my partner “even if we didn’t know what he was already, who does this Anne Rice looking mother fucker think he’s fooling??”










